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Ermehn
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:13 pm Reply with quote
Student Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Posts: 45 Location: Savaii Island Westen Samoa south pacific
HES DA TOUGHEST! HES DA NICEST! HES DA CRAZIST MUTHA#$%#ER COCONUT UP IN HERE! HES DA NZ BEER DRINKIN CHAMPION OF DA WORLD FOR LAST 20 YEARS! PLEASE LADIES AND GENITAL GIANTS! PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR ONE AND ONLY' EEEEEERRRMEHNN!!!!! .............thank you...thank you...thank you its a great HONOR! to be here among great over humbling people' like myself! yes i just like to thank a few people who only
made it to real for me to be here as part of this great forum, thank you to riki...and clinton and also a big thank you to all da voices in my head who warned me to stay clear of all da strange stick fighters out there who have been hit on da head with far too many beer bottles from behind! ill keep it short and swt as its almost lunch time! umm ok here we go MY NAME IS ERMEHN..I 1ST TRAINED AND LEARNED KALI, ESKRIMA IN OTARA SOUTH AUCKLAND 12YEARS AGO UNDER INSTRUCTOR TERRY HARRISON' WHO I HAD SEEN THROW 100KG PACIFIC ILANDERS TO DA GROUND AND I HAVE BEEN A STUDENT SINCE THEN! MY TEACHER TERRY HARRISON TRAINED UNDER MASTER ANTON ST 'JAMES OF BARONG INSTITUTE OF DA U:K WHO TRAINED UNDER DA GRAND MASTER CACOY CANETE OF DOCE PARES. I ALSO HELP TEACH AND TRAIN ALONG SIDE GOOD FRIEND AND INSTRUCTOR CLINTON OF RAPID ARNIS NZ, I PERFER TO USE SINGLE STICK AND KNIFE AND AM A BIG FRIEND OF DA KNIFE!! IVE TRAINED MANY FIGHTING STYLES WHICH ARE BJJ, NINJITSU,M.M.A SHOOT FIGHTING, GRAPPLING, CAGE FIGHTING, SAN SHOU, WING CHUN, KRAV MAGA, STREET FIGHTING, AND JELLY WRESTLING! IM A BIT OF EVERYTHING AND F.M.A IS MY PRIMARY! I LIKE TO ENTER FIGHTING COMPS AND COMPETE. I ENJOY FIGHTING IN DA RING WHEN I CAN. I FIND IT TO BE THE BEST WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS I ALSO RUN A SECURITY COMPANY WHERE WE LOOK AFTER NITE CLUB DOORS! WHERE IVE HAD DA FORTUNE OF USEIN MY FIGHTIN SKILLS SUCH AZ KALI TO DISARM AND RESTRAIN MY VICTIMS, ALL IN SELF DEFENSE OF COURSE!! I ENJOY MEETIN OTHER F.M.A INSTRUCTORS AND SHAREIN KNOWLEGE! I PREACH WHAT I TEACH... THERE IS ONLY ONE THING I DISLIKE WHICH IS SEEIN A GROUP OF STICK FIGHTERS HUDDLED AROUND SUM GUY WHO BROUGHT HIS SHINY BRAND NEW KNIFE TO CLASS WHICH HAS NEVA BEEN USED TO CUT ANYTHING! AND KEEPS IT ALL NICE AND HAPPY ALONG SIDE HIS 20 OTHER BLADES HE KEEPS FOR DA SHOW AND SHINE SHOW AFTER ANY F.M.A EVENT BUT DONT GET ME WRONG I DO LIKE TO SHOW OFF MY RUSTY COMBAT KNIFE THAT I USE FOR EVERYTHING TO OPENING CORNBEEF CANS TO DA SLAUGHTER OF FARM ANIMALS AT A FAMILY FEAST! MOST TIMES I CARRY A WOODEN KNIFE COZ YOU NEVA KNOW WHEN ONE OF THOSE GUYS YOUR STABBIN UP IS A F#%*EN VAMPIRE! GOOD OLD ENGLISH OAK SHOULD DO IT! LOL ...AGGG ONE OF MY BEST MOMENTS IS BEING ON THE NEW ZEALAND.COUNCIL OF KALI ESKRIMA ARNIS INTRUCTORS. AND BEING PART OF RAPID ARNIS NZ. AND SPARRING TUHON PAT OMALLEY WHEN HE WAS LAST ON OUR SHORES AND YES HES VERY MUCH STILL DA MAN! AND I LEARNED ALOT DURING HIS SHORT STAY AND IS REAL HARDCASE, REAL FUNNY HUMOUR, ONCE AGAIN ALL DA NEW FRIENDS OF F.M.A IN NZ DAT I HAVE MET! AND DA FUTURE FOR F.M.A IN NZ IS GROWING STRONGER AND CAN ONLY GET BIGGER AND WAY BETTA! THANK FOR YOUR TIME IN GETTIN TO KNOW ME JUST THAT LITTLE BIT LONGER! AND THATS ME FOLKS YOUR LOVING AND FRIENLY SAMOAN! TALOFA AND FA FOR NOW... Twisted Evil Very Happy


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Rick_nz
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:39 pm Reply with quote
Site Admin Joined: 18 Sep 2006 Posts: 1167 Location: Levin,New Zealand
Sup Uso,
Welcome brother Ermehn.nice intro bro

wav

Uso you have to learn to type in little letters ,
I get the feeling you are SHOUTING at me.
Im right here in Aotearoa,Im maori not deaf Laughing

Anyway AWESOME another kiwi to take over the forum Twisted Evil Rolling Eyes Twisted Evil
World domination next..
Bwah ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa!

Bad luck on your Sanshu fight bro,At least you had fun aye.
Catch ya on MSN Laughing

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Pat OMalley
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:56 pm Reply with quote
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Now this is scary, Hahaha! Damien the Kiwi's are now brining in DA big guns, I sparred this guy and he is DA BIG BASSHA, USO HE A BIG SCARY A MEESA TO.

Welcome Brother you will have DA BIG FUN MEESA THINKS on here.

YBIFMA

Pat

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mike-a
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:47 am Reply with quote
Junior Instructor Joined: 08 Aug 2006 Posts: 172 Location: Auckland, New Zealand
'Sup Ermehn!

How'd you do in the san-shou?

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Ermehn
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:52 am Reply with quote
Student Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Posts: 45 Location: Savaii Island Westen Samoa south pacific
hey mike sup uso, da shan shou nats were wack! only 3 heavy weights, i fought a kick boxer from terry hills camp from hamliton, he weighed in at 92kgs i came in at 117kgs he was a fast puncher but had no power behind punches! as why i blocked most of his punches with my face! he didnt like my leg kicks it was more of a brawl for me but had fun, at da end of da fight it was fittness that won! and was why i lost on points haha during da 1st round i f#$%ked my right foot puting me off balance and seein dat my foot woz still conected to my leg i kicked even harder with it and f#%$ked it even more, fight got stopped during second round and i woz ask if i wanted to carry on fightin seenin how my opponet had da upper hand! i looked at my corner then looked at da people who had paid to see sum blood! and i turned to da ref and said yeah f*$k it lets go! so i carried on and dat woz dat and he went st8 to da final then da guy i fought! fought another kick boxer! only da guy i had fought, when he came out he was wearing shin pads which meant he had sore legs from me n his fight which everyone thought was funny, well anyway he fought da other dude but it seemed like da other dude didnt come to fight and pretty much bailed out and took second place! leaven me 3rd place, i aruged with da judges sayin my fight was betta and that i should take second place or let me and dat dude fight for second place! but they didnt see my reasoning and thats just wat happens so i thought ok swt next tournament its on! so wen they gave out da metals after they gave me da bronze i went up to da oceania champion! who was talkin to da second place guy and i told him at da next shan shou tournament in novmber ill be fitter and im gonna kick his ***! he smiled and we parted ways! Evil or Very Mad
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Rick_nz
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:37 am Reply with quote
Site Admin Joined: 18 Sep 2006 Posts: 1167 Location: Levin,New Zealand
See Uso,
you should of used your hands like Sinawalli,
then you wouldnt of used your head to block his attacks.
See in this case you wern't using your head properly were ya!!
heeheeeheee
Sorry Uso,I couldn't resist hehehe

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Ermehn
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:00 am Reply with quote
Student Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Posts: 45 Location: Savaii Island Westen Samoa south pacific
hahahha yea true uso" they did give me a warning for giving head butts and kickin him in da nutz hahah whats da point if you cant use up all yr warnings aye yes sinawali it is next time! you know us coconuts got hard heads aye but im a fast learner and i like getting even!.... training it is man.... Laughing
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Damien Alexander
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:42 pm Reply with quote
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Twisted Evil
Welcome
Twisted Evil

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mike-a
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:55 pm Reply with quote
Junior Instructor Joined: 08 Aug 2006 Posts: 172 Location: Auckland, New Zealand
How heavy were the gloves you were using?

Could get some mean destructions in....

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Ermehn
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:00 am Reply with quote
Student Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Posts: 45 Location: Savaii Island Westen Samoa south pacific
10 ounce boxin gloves
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Rick_nz
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:23 am Reply with quote
Site Admin Joined: 18 Sep 2006 Posts: 1167 Location: Levin,New Zealand
Damien Alexander wrote:
Twisted Evil
Welcome
Twisted Evil


Twisted Evil Bwah ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa! Twisted Evil
I knew Brother Danien would turn up sooner or later Laughing

Uso,
Did you get some footage of your fight?
If you did can you put it up on you tube?

Good to see you have stopped shouting at everybody Uso.Laughing

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mike-a
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:19 pm Reply with quote
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10 oz?

Kinda hard to do a lot with them on Sad

Elbow to fist might work if you time it right.

What are the rules on elbows?

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Ermehn
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:52 pm Reply with quote
Student Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Posts: 45 Location: Savaii Island Westen Samoa south pacific
no elbows, no knees, no take downs but u can pick dem up dump dem dwn, you can trip dem, throw dem, or push dem off da mat but you must have control of da movement to gain those points.
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DiamondBack
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:37 am Reply with quote
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Good to see you Ermehn.

Of course if you are combblocking / covering up and he strikes your elbow,
well thats bad timing .
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Rick_nz
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:42 am Reply with quote
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DiamondBack wrote:
Good to see you Ermehn.

Of course if you are combblocking / covering up and he strikes your elbow,
well thats bad timing .


Laughing I like the way you think Brother Lee Laughing

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